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Adam Schmidt
270-200-0305 | adamschmidt73@yahoo.com | Leitchfield, KY 42754


Summary/Objective

Highly motivated and humor-enabled tech enthusiast with experience in [mention 2-3 key areas like hardware, software support, AI fundamentals]. Proven ability to troubleshoot complex issues, learn rapidly, and explain technical concepts clearly. Seeking a challenging and rewarding role where I can apply my skills and occasionally make Clippy jealous.


Experience

Professional Summary 
Adaptable, hands-on professional with extensive experience in warehouse operations, 
manufacturing, and technical troubleshooting. Proven ability to lead teams, maintain safety 
standards, manage inventory, and meet production targets. Skilled in welding, machinery 
operation, and computer repair. CompTIA A+ Certified with strong proficiency in Microsoft 
Office and QuickBooks. Open to relocation and authorized to work in the U.S. --- 
Core Skills 
Warehouse & Logistics: Inventory Management, Order Fulfillment, Forklift Operation, 
Shipping/Receiving, LTL Coordination, QuickBooks 
Manufacturing & Production: Welding, Machine Operation, Quality Control, Safety Protocols, 
Assembly 
Technical Proficiency: Hardware & Software Troubleshooting, Windows OS, Microsoft Office 
(Excel, Word, Outlook), Networking 
Leadership: Team Supervision, Staff Scheduling, Safety Management, Task Prioritization --- 
Professional Experience 
Production Technician / Welder 
Metalsa – Elizabethtown, KY 
March 2025 – Present 
(Previously via 323 Staffing, Nov 2024 – Feb 2025) 
Completed Metalsa's internal welding school upon full-time hire 
Perform MIG welding and metal fabrication tasks per production specs and safety standards 
Operate manufacturing equipment; troubleshoot minor issues and perform quality checks 
Collaborate with team to meet production quotas and maintain worksite cleanliness 
Warehouse Manager 
Wessol / Condor-USA – Leitchfield, KY 
August 2021 – October 2024 
Directed daily warehouse operations and staff, managing scheduling and task prioritization 
Maintained inventory accuracy through audits and annual cycle counts 
Scheduled freight pickups, selected carriers, and maintained vendor relationships 
Managed order fulfillment, forklift operation, and QuickBooks-based order tracking 
SRT Leader (COVID-19 Response) 
Amazon Fulfillment – Shepherdsville, KY 
March 2020 – July 2021 
Led facility-wide safety initiatives during the pandemic 
Audited sanitation supplies and enforced safety protocols (PPE, distancing, temp checks) 
Senior Operator (Break Relief, 9:30 Shift) 
Spherion – Leitchfield/Elizabethtown, KY 
May 2019 – January 2020 
Operated machinery in Demold and Acidification areas 
Conducted product quality checks and maintained safe work practices 
Assembler / Press Operator 
Plastikon – Leitchfield, KY 
January 2018 – May 2019 
Operated plastic molding presses and assembled components to quality standards 
Computer Repair Specialist 
Carroll Computer Associates LLC – Leitchfield, KY 
January 2014 – November 2017 
Diagnosed and repaired hardware/software issues (Windows PCs) 
Performed virus removals, system upgrades, and component replacements 
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Education & Certifications 
AAS – Information Technology 
Elizabethtown Community & Technical College – May 2011 
CompTIA A+ Certified 
A+ Tech & Networking Fundamentals 
CPR & First Aid (Red Cross) 
Valid Driver’s License

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Readme.txt - Notepad
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Welcome to Adam Schmidt's Interactive Desktop!
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If you're reading this, you've successfully booted into my professional space, styled with the finest retro graphics circa 1998.

Instructions:
1. Double-click (okay, single-click, this is the web) the icons on the desktop.
2. Explore the thrilling contents within the pop-up windows.
3. Try not to get distracted by Solitaire.exe (I know it's tempting).
4. Check out my resume, skills, and how my brain *allegedly* works.

Why Win98?
Because compatibility issues and random crashes build character! Also, it's fun.

Enjoy your stay! If you experience any 'Blue Screens of Opportunity', feel free to reach out via the contact info in the resume.

- Adam Q. Schmidt

P.S. Don't actually try to format C:. It won't work. Probably.
            
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