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Adam Schmidt
270-200-0305 | adamschmidt73@yahoo.com | Leitchfield, KY 42754
Summary/Objective
Highly motivated and humor-enabled tech enthusiast with experience in [mention 2-3 key areas like hardware, software support, AI fundamentals]. Proven ability to troubleshoot complex issues, learn rapidly, and explain technical concepts clearly. Seeking a challenging and rewarding role where I can apply my skills and occasionally make Clippy jealous.
Experience
Professional Summary Adaptable, hands-on professional with extensive experience in warehouse operations, manufacturing, and technical troubleshooting. Proven ability to lead teams, maintain safety standards, manage inventory, and meet production targets. Skilled in welding, machinery operation, and computer repair. CompTIA A+ Certified with strong proficiency in Microsoft Office and QuickBooks. Open to relocation and authorized to work in the U.S. --- Core Skills Warehouse & Logistics: Inventory Management, Order Fulfillment, Forklift Operation, Shipping/Receiving, LTL Coordination, QuickBooks Manufacturing & Production: Welding, Machine Operation, Quality Control, Safety Protocols, Assembly Technical Proficiency: Hardware & Software Troubleshooting, Windows OS, Microsoft Office (Excel, Word, Outlook), Networking Leadership: Team Supervision, Staff Scheduling, Safety Management, Task Prioritization --- Professional Experience Production Technician / Welder Metalsa – Elizabethtown, KY March 2025 – Present (Previously via 323 Staffing, Nov 2024 – Feb 2025) Completed Metalsa's internal welding school upon full-time hire Perform MIG welding and metal fabrication tasks per production specs and safety standards Operate manufacturing equipment; troubleshoot minor issues and perform quality checks Collaborate with team to meet production quotas and maintain worksite cleanliness Warehouse Manager Wessol / Condor-USA – Leitchfield, KY August 2021 – October 2024 Directed daily warehouse operations and staff, managing scheduling and task prioritization Maintained inventory accuracy through audits and annual cycle counts Scheduled freight pickups, selected carriers, and maintained vendor relationships Managed order fulfillment, forklift operation, and QuickBooks-based order tracking SRT Leader (COVID-19 Response) Amazon Fulfillment – Shepherdsville, KY March 2020 – July 2021 Led facility-wide safety initiatives during the pandemic Audited sanitation supplies and enforced safety protocols (PPE, distancing, temp checks) Senior Operator (Break Relief, 9:30 Shift) Spherion – Leitchfield/Elizabethtown, KY May 2019 – January 2020 Operated machinery in Demold and Acidification areas Conducted product quality checks and maintained safe work practices Assembler / Press Operator Plastikon – Leitchfield, KY January 2018 – May 2019 Operated plastic molding presses and assembled components to quality standards Computer Repair Specialist Carroll Computer Associates LLC – Leitchfield, KY January 2014 – November 2017 Diagnosed and repaired hardware/software issues (Windows PCs) Performed virus removals, system upgrades, and component replacements --- Education & Certifications AAS – Information Technology Elizabethtown Community & Technical College – May 2011 CompTIA A+ Certified A+ Tech & Networking Fundamentals CPR & First Aid (Red Cross) Valid Driver’s License
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